Every time I get chocolate cake...

I give myself a little pat on the back because it's always the best decision I make all day.
That "chocolate tower truffle cake" from Cheesecake Factory?
Oh hell yes.

Every time I get it, I'm like "wow, kate. you are just the smartest girl in all of oklahoma. scratch that: all of the world. this was just the best idea you've ever had and will ever have. until the next time you make it of course."
And then I eat the cake and get sad for a little while because 1) it's gone and 2) while it was amazing, I probably didn't need the mound of calories and fat contained in that huge slice of beautiful chocolate cake.

But then I have more some other time and realize I don't give a shit about calories or fat because chocolate cake is fucking delicious.